dan's definitions

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Sleep

code word for sexual relations between two people

I was not feeling well because of sleep withdrawl

by Dan March 8, 2002

Dilopatated

stupid or idiotic

Thats dilopatated just shut up

by Dan November 27, 2003

Crash Holly

Greatest 24/7 Hardcore Champ ever, aka Elroy

RIP Crash.

by Dan December 11, 2003

new yorker

Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.

New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!

by Dan November 20, 2003

shiftagism

anything

mad shiftagism

by dan October 10, 2003

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005