dan's definitions

Mintman

A small sweaty nerd who lives in england, who spends most of his free time at the computer and has never been laid

Stop being a Mintman and get a life

by Dan September 27, 2003

Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.

This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun

by Dan January 9, 2005

road rules

what?

what are road rules?

by Dan August 1, 2003

The Dimick

The evil, satanist war lord and leader of the province of Aloysius. She is notorious through out Africa and the underground world. She cannot be stopped and ironically has a mustache resembling one that of Adolf Hitler's unique style. She has yet to be stopped for her dastardly deeds.

What if The Dimick finds out you stole a toothpick?!?!?!? She'll have us both raped, tortured, and slaughtered!!!

by Dan March 26, 2004

Chevy Cavalier

A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.

Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*

by Dan February 19, 2005

Richard Gere

See Ass Clown

Oh god, I can't take any more of Richard Gere's ass clownerie.

by Dan February 22, 2004

trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.

If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.

by Dan November 30, 2003