dan's definitions

Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.

person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery

by dan April 16, 2004

miss thing

Common homosexual male usage of "gender bending," Miss Thing can be used both negatively and positively. Miss Thing can be used by gay men to denote someone who (often wihout merit) thinks that they are above every one else, or can be used almost as a homosexual equivalent to "homie"

1. "Oh Miss Thing, don't you even go there with me... you are NOT wearing the same thing as I am... "

2. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Miss Thing!"`

by Dan April 21, 2004

Daunte Culpepper

The greatest quarterback in the NFL. He plays for the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC North. He wears number 11, and is black so hes awesome.

"Daunte Culpepper just threw a bullet of a pass over the middle

by Dan January 18, 2005

Chevy Cavalier

A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.

Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*

by Dan February 19, 2005

Home Dawg

Someone you drive-by with

Let's go down the street my home dawg.

by Dan February 3, 2003

wash job

A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.

"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."

by Dan November 3, 2004

13 delta

Glorified secretaries that think they are a combat MOS. These pussies are the bitches of the Field Artillery and are known for their abuse of the "Don't ask don't tell policy."

The girls that have the 13 Delta MOS love having anal sex with each other.

by Dan January 16, 2003