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POETS

Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

Friday is POETS day.

by Dan November 25, 2003

Po.I.E.T.

The next stage of life of a P.I.E.T. when the girl is beyond all that high school shit and gets her happies from only her husband who may or may not know the extent of her P.I.E.T. experiences.

Man, I can't believe she flipped out and shit and is now a Po.I.E.T.

by Dan April 11, 2005

nimble tucker

See mimble tucker; large hairy part of a Horse's bottom

Geez, you guys are such mimble tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

kakz

Another word for having sexual intercourse with a hot woman.

Hey Jake, I sure could go for some kakz right now.

Wow me too.

by Dan February 3, 2005

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

virginia tech

I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.

Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.

~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.

~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.

~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.

by Dan April 8, 2005

switch bitch

Another word for receptionist or secretary

We are getting too many phone calls coming in, where is the switch bitch?

by Dan July 29, 2005