jojy forjy

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?
by DAN August 05, 2003
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cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.
Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.
by Dan February 23, 2004
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bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!
by Dan February 19, 2005
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gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole
i need to clean my gouche
by dan August 08, 2003
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Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.
Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'
by Dan December 29, 2003
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wtfc

wtfc - what the fuck chuck
An extension of "wtf".
"wtfc" is used when a normal "wtf" is not sufficient when expressing exasperation, suprise, or anger at a situation.
i had to wake up at 5 this morning to go do volunteer work. wtfc.
by dan December 13, 2003
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axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt
by dan July 16, 2003
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