DUMB VERSION:
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.
schrodinger
by damnboihethic69 January 04, 2021
E is a noun. It is the fifth letter in the alphabet and also the most used in any sentence. It is also a meme.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is the fifth letter in the alphabet
jesus fuck
Is the fifth letter in the alphabet
jesus fuck
by damnboihethic69 March 21, 2022
A genre of book or movie similar to science fiction. Unlike science fiction, everything in the book or movie would be possible in the real world.
Bob: "Jurrasic park is a science fictionoid movie because the dinosaurs could be recreated the same way in real life as they were in the movie."
Jim: "..."
Jim's gun: "BANG"
Jim: "..."
Jim's gun: "BANG"
by damnboihethic69 October 29, 2021
A type of bullet that differs from the standard bullet in a specific way I.E. FMJ, a type of bullet that has a hard coating.
"pass me a FMJHP 9x19mm round"
"what"
"it's a hollow point bullet encased in a metal jacket"
"why does that bullet variations exist, the bullet would just have its tip break and work like a normal HP bullet"
"funny thing, it doesn't exist "
"Bruh"
"what"
"it's a hollow point bullet encased in a metal jacket"
"why does that bullet variations exist, the bullet would just have its tip break and work like a normal HP bullet"
"funny thing, it doesn't exist "
"Bruh"
by damnboihethic69 July 15, 2023
Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021
Binary is a number system that of which allows all electronic devices to function. You may be asking, "But why? Why not just a normal number system?" well, binary is the easiest to work with, as it is a base 2 number system, making it so that you can represent the state of something with those 2 numbers: 1 for existent / in a certain state, 0 for nonexistent / not in a certain state. Binary represents everything. For example: the device you're reading this on: is it powered on? Yes. Are you a total BOSS at life? I sure don't know, but you do. Doesn't matter. Binary can almost always represent literally everything around you. HOWEVER: sometimes, you'll run into problems like: "Is my chocolate milk empty?" it could be partially empty, but then the answer would be "No", which is 0. It should be somewhere near 0.5. Look at it this way: you ask the same question with a different polarity (AKA say "okay, is it NOT full then?) it would then STILL be 0. So, then you write down 0.5, however that CANNOT be represented as binary. This is one of the problems with binary and normally why working with binary is so hard. This is why "fuzzy logic" exists. It's where multiple binary bits work together to make a "fuzzy bit" (not an actual name) and can represent things like 0.5. There isn't much else to show here, so to wrap it up on a high note, we have this:
Give someone (who asked a question that of which the answer to was 4) the middle finger. CONGRADULATIONS! Binary just gave you an excuse to give the middle finger to someone! You may be confused, but "4" can be represented on your hand IN BINARY via the middle finger.
by damnboihethic69 February 08, 2021