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A genre of book or movie similar to science fiction. Unlike science fiction, everything in the book or movie would be possible in the real world.
Bob: "Jurrasic park is a science fictionoid movie because the dinosaurs could be recreated the same way in real life as they were in the movie."
Jim: "..."
Jim's gun: "BANG"
Jim: "..."
Jim's gun: "BANG"
by damnboihethic69 October 29, 2021

Pronunciation: FL(irt) - (yo)U'R - F(uck)
1. Short form for "flat earther"; one who believes the earth is flat.
2. A derogatory slur suggesting that one is comically ignorant, stubborn, stupid, or a combination of all 3.
1. Short form for "flat earther"; one who believes the earth is flat.
2. A derogatory slur suggesting that one is comically ignorant, stubborn, stupid, or a combination of all 3.
Person 1: "That bitch a Flerf"
Person 2: "Nigga got NO fucken brain cells"
Autistic person: "Motherfucker an insult to disabled people"
Person 2: "Nigga got NO fucken brain cells"
Autistic person: "Motherfucker an insult to disabled people"
by damnboihethic69 January 17, 2024

DUMB VERSION:
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.
schrodinger
by damnboihethic69 January 4, 2021

A type of bullet that differs from the standard bullet in a specific way I.E. FMJ, a type of bullet that has a hard coating.
"pass me a FMJHP 9x19mm round"
"what"
"it's a hollow point bullet encased in a metal jacket"
"why does that bullet variations exist, the bullet would just have its tip break and work like a normal HP bullet"
"funny thing, it doesn't exist "
"Bruh"
"what"
"it's a hollow point bullet encased in a metal jacket"
"why does that bullet variations exist, the bullet would just have its tip break and work like a normal HP bullet"
"funny thing, it doesn't exist "
"Bruh"
by damnboihethic69 July 15, 2023

a drink that was once made from cOcAiNe, hence it's name. that was back when cocaine was legal though.
by damnboihethic69 January 4, 2021

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.
Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"
by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021
