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1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
Get the k-carmug. by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
Get the dickmug. McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
Get the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Programmug. National Peddler's Radio.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 15, 2007
Get the NPRmug. A know-it-all Daffy Duck trucker who tries to impress dispatch who just laugh at him or her.
They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
They usually have tons of speeding tickets and almost wiped out families.
Ross is a super-trucker.
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2006
Get the super-truckermug. Synonym of Cereal Murderer.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.
In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005
Get the cereal killermug. A small city in the province of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand that was renowned for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope heads especially on Hirshhorn Avenue.
Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.
Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...
Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.
The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.
Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.
Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.
Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.
Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.
Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...
Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.
The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.
Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.
Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.
Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.
Jim : Dude! I'm addicted to Glue.... I need to go to Elliot Lake to get treated!
Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!
Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!
by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2005
Get the Elliot Lakemug.