13 definitions by dammit janet

dick puke

Semen, sperm, goo.

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.

by dammit janet May 21, 2003

RADAR

An acronym standing for Radio Detection and Ranging.

I am the RADAR God! There is none higher.

by dammit janet June 13, 2003

sell out

Metallica

When Metallica bitched about their fans trading their music online because they weren't getting paid, they became sell outs.

by dammit janet July 1, 2003

Vegetarian

1. (n)A person or group of people that are stupid and arrogant enough to believe that they, and they alone, are responsible for "saving lives" when all they are doing is supporting the overpopulation of animals thereby causing them to starve to death (horrible way to die) while at the same time destroying their own bodies because humans are MEAT EATERS.

2. (adj) A word describing any elitest idiot who demands the rest of society follow their destructive eating habits.

Save the ferns, eat a vegatarian.

by dammit janet July 3, 2003

mockumentary

Anything made by Michael Moore; whether or not he meant it to be that way.

Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!

MM: It wasn't a comedy.

Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.

MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!

Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.

by dammit janet September 5, 2003

gigawatts

1 billion watts. "Giga" follows "Mega".

Whoever wrote the first definition for gigawatt is a dumbass.

by dammit janet June 19, 2003