daVE's definitions

White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose

Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.

by Dave April 12, 2005

W.T.C

short for west tildesely crew see info there

see west tildesely crewfor details on the WTC

by dave December 8, 2004

gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else

Dude, you're such a Gilligan

by Dave October 27, 2003

Clintoon

Cartoonish figure who disgraced the office of President of the United States.

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.

by Dave December 18, 2003

Welfare

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

latina

Female of latin origin (mostly spanish), as opposed to latino (male latin). On a sidenote, latinas are very hot'n'sexy. ^-^

"There's all kinds of beautiful women out there, but latinas have hot characteristics of their own which could make them the hottest hotties out there. ^.^ but that's still under debate......for me anyway."
-me

by Dave January 29, 2004

squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 16, 2004