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Definitions by daVE

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
Einstein by Dave November 29, 2004
"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough
paper by Dave November 29, 2004

jimbo luckin 

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration
"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"
jimbo luckin by Dave November 28, 2004
Hlum- A Mixtured substance Of Jizz and spit(saliva) it is often mixed in a bitches mouth and sometimes though not appreciated not swallowed and dribbled out from the mouth.
"Bitch I know u aint gonna let that Hlum come out cha mouth and get on mah carpet!......Go ahead and lick that Hlum off mah mutha fuckin carpet i aint want no fuckin stains!
Hlum by Dave November 28, 2004

cunt cluster 

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter
look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......
cunt cluster by dave November 25, 2004

shitarse 

a shitarse is a coward,a turn coat or a good for nothing grass,commonly despised by everybody
see him over there he's a proper shitarse
shitarse by dave November 25, 2004

giggle pin 

comes from caravan background ie the tow bar upon which your girlfriend would slip herself onto and give herself a good rogering/any cylindrical object inserted into a pussy for sexual stimulation of the female species
look at the giggle pin on that car,my girlfriend would kill for 30mins on that
giggle pin by dave November 25, 2004