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MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.
Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.
by dave March 23, 2005
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american

*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.
"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.
by Dave January 16, 2004
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Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.
PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"
by Dave January 5, 2005
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Paladin

A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.
Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.
by Dave December 8, 2004
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Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.
Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"
by Dave June 29, 2004
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Republican

The right wing of the US political system. It is actually younger than the other political party, and focuses on preserving various rights.
Overall however, it is impossible to define a Republican, or a Democrat for that matter, without opinionism.

On a sidenote, Republicans are for INDIVIDUAL freedom and less government-control. And with individual freedom comes individual RESPONSIBILITY. And with responsibility, there is hard-earned bliss.
"Not ALL Republicans are evil."
-me

"NAZIS WERE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS, NOT CONSERVATIVE CAPITALISTS."
-someone
by Dave November 3, 2004
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Lake Superior

The world's largest lake, located inbetween Canada and the USA. States linked to Lake Superior are Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

On an important note, the reason for the hypocritical weather (IOW : constant weather changes here & there) in these states is because of Lake Superior. Apparently, from a non-scientific perspective, the lake is so large that the atmosphere around it is changed rapidly, so you may never know what the weather may be like, regardless of what weather reporters tell you.
"Lake Superior is also shaped like a monster's head."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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