tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-

"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"

by Dave December 31, 2004

shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

by Dave June 19, 2004

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003

Communist-Nazi

Same thing if you stop and think about it.

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

roll deep

Used to describe having sex with a fatty.

Last night I was so hard up I had to roll deep.

by Dave December 16, 2004

wetwaded

Silly pronunciation of the word "retarded". Although supposedly said in this way by a mentally-retarded person, it can be used for random obvious purposes considering its meaning.

"Sorry, I'm wetwaded."

by Dave January 14, 2004

giggle pin

comes from caravan background ie the tow bar upon which your girlfriend would slip herself onto and give herself a good rogering/any cylindrical object inserted into a pussy for sexual stimulation of the female species

look at the giggle pin on that car,my girlfriend would kill for 30mins on that

by dave November 25, 2004