daVE's definitions

Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

by Dave September 16, 2004

nuclear

NUCLEAR
Pronunciation : new-kleer (former) , new-kyoo-lihr (future, perhaps current)

*Of, relating to, or forming a nucleus.
*Of, or relatin, atomic nuclei.
*Using or derived from the energy of atomic nuclei; atomic.

*A class of weapons, usually bombs and missiles, contents usually atomic or hydrogen.
*Any type of weapon, usually bomb or missile, be it atomic or hydrogen, that is derived off of atomic energy.

"America's MOAB is the anti nuclear bomb."

by Dave April 16, 2004

cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

by dave February 24, 2004

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005