daVE's definitions

The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.

"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

patriot

A person who supports or loves his country of birth.

However, to be honest, the only real patriots are the ones who fight for their country, and make the Ultimate Sacrifice.

"I love my country. I love this land. If you don't like America, then fuck off because we've had enough of your prejudice. Your hatred for this country makes my colleague's statement 'fuck the world' be so very true and well-spoken."
-me

by Dave January 6, 2005

Mosin-Nagant

Standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Soviet military during WWII. 7.62x54mm RM. Comes in various forms, including long and short. Overall, a legendary piece of WWII history.

"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
-me

by Dave November 12, 2004

Turtle Power

Kicking ass and taking names.

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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by Dave January 9, 2005

closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

by Dave October 27, 2003

trek

A random 4-10 mile walk in any way the light falls, usually because of weed but can be handy when drunk. It is the arch rival of the dreaded mong

"i proper need to trek"
n e 1 fancy a trek?

by dave November 24, 2003

cold war

Oops, eheheh, WORLD, not nation. Strongest nations in the WORLD. My bad. ^-^

How are people capable of defining words without needing to put in an example, huh?

by Dave April 11, 2004