daVE's definitions

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

leftovers

The act of revenge on someone, by taking human poo poo and wrapping it in tinfoil, then sticking it in ones refridgerator.

"If Tom does'nt quick being an ass hole, he's going to get leftovers"

by Dave May 31, 2007

Playing Sonic

Sliding one's finger rhythmically and quickly.

i.e. female masturbation

<Dave> man where's Angie
<Fred> shes been playing sonic the whole time
<Angie> >_>

by Dave March 27, 2005

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

homosabian

A male who wants to be another animal then human(not a sex change , a species change)

That fAt guy is a homosabian cuz he says he is just as fat as walruses and will finally fit in.

by Dave March 2, 2004

community punchcard

Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.

"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.

Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.

1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"

2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."

3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."

by dave July 4, 2004

Wood

What George gets in the mornings

Osca: AHHHHH bears trying to shove his wood in my face

by Dave October 3, 2004