daVE's definitions

Switzerland

*A European country.

*To be neutral; to be neither good nor bad, to neither attack nor be attacked; derived off of Switzerland's peaceful, stable nature.

"Switzerland makes cool knife kits, and is said to have lots of banks. ^_^ Then again I say that because I hear a LOT about how people deposit some of their money into Swiss banks."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

RPG

*Rocket-Propelled Grenade. A Soviet-made bazooka serving as an anti-tank weapon.

*Role-Playing Game. A genre of videogame.

"I wonder if I'll see an RPG7 at the gunshow this saturday. ^_^ "

"RPG's are overrated. Speaking of role-playing.....wapanese people who RP are usually children below age 13. They also need to go outside and get some fresh air."

by Dave June 22, 2004

Lubianka

loo-byahn-kah
loo-byahn-kuh

A prison facility located within KGB HQ. Heinous methods of interrogation were said to have occurred here.

"Lubianka sounds extremely awful..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Ecliptic-

pref. 1. An indication of severe incompetence; stupidity; 2. An insinuation of membership to the EclipticEmpire.

What an EclipticIdea.

by Dave April 20, 2003

Spectageous

Spectacularly outrageous; exceptionally positive.

Beyonce's posterior is spectageously pronounced in her videos.

by Dave December 15, 2004