daVE's definitions

Lizzie McGuire

Some clueless, bubbleheaded dike.

"She's cute though. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

jimbo luckin

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration

"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"

by Dave November 28, 2004

shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

by DAVE December 12, 2003

hic

Short for "hiccup".

"I got the hics right now...*hiccup*..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

old

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

by Dave March 26, 2004

estoc

*German sword used for stabbing, similar to a rapier.
*A term referring to an erect penis. Supposedly.

"Yep, estoc, he has an estoc."
-friend of mine in 10th grade

by Dave March 16, 2004