daVE's definitions

Git

It's another name for Jeppo.

Jeppo you GIT!

by Dave November 4, 2003

Horrocks

Conkers, Bag-o-jacks, bunch of grapes. A dence cluster of internal and external piles.

AAAARRRRGH!!! I've sat on me Horrocks!

by Dave November 19, 2003

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

Gronk

Two levels down from white trash.

Those gronks were too smacked out to make it to their kid's custody hearing.

by Dave November 24, 2003

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

poppet

Chiefly British, meaning a darling.

A small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a darling, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003