daVE's definitions

gfya

go fist your asshole. originated by a guy named stu in harrisburg, pennsylvania. it can be used joking or seriously

#1: fuck you!
#2: GFYA!

#1: nice shot you jackass, lol
#2: gfya, bitches

by Dave January 4, 2005

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

KROG

This rugby house DJ likes to travel to many college campus with his buddy Karkov. Very tall fellow with a nace chin strap and an insane tolerance. Possibly the best broomball fan ever, and founder of the 5 shots in 5 mins and also 6 shots in 6 mins.

Look what krog is holding in this bag.

by dave February 8, 2005

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.

I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins

by Dave March 2, 2004

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 2, 2003

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003