daVE's definitions

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.

Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.

by Dave January 28, 2005

Raa

This word originated in Rochester, England in the early summer of 2004. The word was used after "Ra" by Ebony dubsters (Drum n Bass tune) became popular here. The word Raa (pronounced normally with very little effort used in the aaaa part, said best if stoned) has since been used in the place of the word cool or to show that something is good or liked.

1: Dude, check out my bong!
2: Oh raaa!

by Dave October 23, 2004

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

Pillock

Term of endearment; heartening

by Dave July 20, 2002

HK21

Machinegun developed by Heckler & Koch. Variable clip amount. Chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

A replacement, among others, for the M60 machinegun. It is fast-firing & somewhat-accurate.
There is also the HK23, which is chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, and also has a shorter barrel.

"The HK21 is my machinegun! ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 4, 2004