Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one
by Dan July 25, 2004

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.
by Dan March 18, 2004

by dan March 23, 2005

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.
That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.
by dan April 13, 2004

by Dan November 30, 2003

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush
by Dan April 05, 2004

by Dan August 17, 2004
