Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 05, 2004
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Ginormous

Extremely large; bigger than giant and enormous
I have a Ginormous Penis.
by Dan March 08, 2002
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hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'
Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.
by dan November 28, 2002
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Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.
Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.
by Dan January 12, 2003
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Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.
His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller
by Dan November 30, 2003
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pee wee

(verb)

The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.
Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.
by Dan March 24, 2004
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