kiwi

a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
a kiwi walked into a bar and said "i'd loikee a beah plaze"
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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gangsta rap

a form of rap made famous by former gang members and convicted felons. lyrics involve raping white bitches slappin nigga hoes, drinkin ma juice? shooting rival gang members and rival record c.e.o. selling crack and playin hoops. terminology involves bitches(women) nigga(a friend) crib(house)ride(car)deala(corporate affairs manager) the average gangsta rapper makes so much money from one single they could buy a small country. all videos must have by law at least 80 women at a slo-mo party the main gangsta must be seated in a white vest with a gold tipped walking stick drinking champange and holding keys to a fleet of mercedes cars. but genuine gangsta rap should not be confused with trash rap such as eminem who is as street as an emo with a library book. a good cheap way for white wanabees to emulate such stars as eminem and 50 cent on the cheap, is to put a sticking plaster on their face wear nba gear break your ankle so you have a nice limp and stick spinach between your teeth which you can suck on for that genuine teeth suckie noise.
gangsta rap aint nutin but crap,sell out muthafucka swapped corporate papers for smokin crack
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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mick

derogatory term used by the english to describe the an irish catholic. totally offensive in any use and never to be used by a non irish in fun or jest. also used by protestants in the north of ireland to describe catholics
that fuckin mick drank all me beer, shagged my wife and then ran off with me prize pig under his arm whistling a merry tune.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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brit

a derogatory term for a scot or welsh person. usually used by english people to describe themselves or when talking about scotland and wales. a bastard race born out of saxon/german/frankish/anglo and roman inter breeding not to confused with the celtic or gaelic race. a native of the island of britain. absolutley nothing to do with ireland.
zola budd and greg rusedski two of the best brit sports persons of all times
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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death driver

A car thief from west belfast in ireland who engage in stealing hard working folks cars drive them at breakneck speed without a license then gather in large numbers mug and rape old women all act and dress the same act like wee hard men also prone to break and enter into neighbours houses and deal drugs to kids. the usual punishment for this heinous act was to be kneecapped. when captured the death driver is known to turn on his fellow car thieves and sell information to the police on local community justice members(provisionals) before being released back into the wild to steal another car which could result in a child being knocked down and killed.
a child was knocked down and killed by a death driver on the falls road
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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squatter

a filthy eastern european herion addict who breaks into someones house when the owners are on holiday and generally wreck the joint then claim to be refugees when the police are called and claim political asylum. 2 a person who has been made homeless at no fault of their own and break into decrepid houses in a bad state of disrepair that have been abandoned, then make the place inhabitable only to be forced out by the police and offered a hostel instead. 3 an american jew who's family has lived in the states for 200 years and tries to live in a bombshell of a house in the westbank when the israeli government has offered him a new house with fitted kitchen
fuckin squatters broke into my house and shit in the cupboards.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
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eejit

an irish expression, not scotish as scots may claim; they just mean idiot when thay say it fast. but in ireland it means simply that you are indeed an eejit, same as craic it cannot be translated. catpish?<----------irish italian for "you understand"
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006
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