getting bored with the ww2 veteran on a long haul flight? then just mention japanese, the bastards mouth will close up quicker than a nuns legs, usually followed by tears.
the japanese were called evil because of ww2, thousands of british service men who served their country sitting easy in japanese work camps cheered when the bomb dropped on hiroshima killing 200 thousand men women and children.
by da origanal playa January 29, 2007
Get the japanesemug. a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
Get the kiwimug. salt of the earth irish people who live in the rural areas of ireland. donegal being the best of a good bunch. not to be used to describe a northern prod farmer who are paisleyite bible thumpin catholic haters and are so backward they still duck witches.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
Get the Culchiemug. inoffensive term used by protestants in the north of ireland to try and annoy the rightful inhabitants of the whole of ireland. comes from the fianna in irish mythology and then was hijacked by irish immigrants in the states to form the fenian brotherhood who fought for irish freedom by sitting in bars in new york and lamented about ould ireland who then went on to ram their country of origin down everybodys throat by having st patricks day marches and thanks to them 90 percent of americans lay claim to irish descent on one day of the year when it suits them.
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
Get the fenianmug. a dumb uneducated female version of a belfast hood. normal habitat is any street corner where they get fucked for a cigarette by said hood. mainly found nowdays in belfast and derry. they come in two species "prod and taig" prods have a rangers top trackie bottoms and cheap bling, taigs celtic tops but similar attire. when observed they are known to use excessive foul language drink wkd and give hand jobs to stinkin hood car thieves who will no doubt impregnate the dumb slags soon enough and the tax payers will end up footing the bill for another useless bunch of fucks. the kindest thing to do to a millie is sterilize it before it spreads its unwanted bastards into the genetic pool. see also death driver,hood, joy rider
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
Get the milliemug. a plastic paddy is someone who thinks they're irish when born in any other country but ireland. could also be used to describe protestants in the south of ireland who arent irish by birth or descendancy. most plastic paddys have little or no irish blood in them and come from the states or australia.
see that st paddys day march, everyone of them a plastic paddy all wannabe's seen more irish blood when i cut meself shaving
by da origanal playa May 24, 2006
Get the plastic paddymug. slang from the occupied 6 counties of the north of ireland. a tout is a grass a stool pigeon, one who sells out their neighbours for 10 quid.justice for a tout is swift.
holy fuck liam how long did the tout last?
ach 10 minutes, sure it was easy once i stuck the plastic bag over his head and held him under the water.
ach 10 minutes, sure it was easy once i stuck the plastic bag over his head and held him under the water.
by da origanal playa June 11, 2006
Get the toutmug.