da hood''s definitions

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

school sucks

What litte goofy wannabes shout and write on their notebooks. If school sucks, then drop out. It that simple. you know what else sucks? Getting AIDS from a homeless guy when your living on the streets! Know what sucks even more? Not having the cash to pay for the treatment when your withering in an alley!

The little child wished he hadnt said school sucks just as the large, unwanted dick plunged into his ass.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

christmas

A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.

christmas is a fuckin stupid holiday. and so ARE CHRSTIANS! FUCK ALL OF YA!

by da hood' November 13, 2004

shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.

"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.

by da hood' November 3, 2004

crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.

nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!

He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!

jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.

by da hood' January 2, 2005

www

the rival gang of the KKK (ku klux klan.) they are less severe than the KKK,hence the name WWW (meaning White Whiny Wussies) they dont even go after blacks, instead they hate on chocolate milk. they also pirate rap songs off the internet so they can make Fiddy cent go broke by stealing his music. theyre headquarters is somewhere around washington DC.

the WWW chased the milkman carrying chocolate milk, and slapped him down.

by da hood' July 10, 2004