Definitions by da hood'

doctor 

a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!

crackheads start in the E.R wing

doctor by da hood' February 8, 2005

Chat Room 

A place where pedophiles spawn. AOL chat rooms and any other sort are spawnign grounds for these sick individuals. AOL is never safe. Remember, wherever you are on the internet, the pederasts lurk!

dont talk to them! never!

Chat Room by da hood' January 29, 2005

crucified upside down for being a prick 

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.

nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!

crucified upside down for being a prick by da hood' January 16, 2005

crack! AHHHH! 

what it sounded like when the guards broke jesus' nose and yanked it outward in a funny position and this is why jews have huge noses today!

crack! AHHHH! Crack! AHHHHH Crack! AHHHHHH! Crack! AHHHH!

crack! AHHHH! by da hood' January 16, 2005

school sucks

What litte goofy wannabes shout and write on their notebooks. If school sucks, then drop out. It that simple. you know what else sucks? Getting AIDS from a homeless guy when your living on the streets! Know what sucks even more? Not having the cash to pay for the treatment when your withering in an alley!

The little child wished he hadnt said school sucks just as the large, unwanted dick plunged into his ass.

school sucks by da hood' January 3, 2005

rot in hell 

What people always shout to others while theyre alive but at their funeral, you rarely hear anything but nice compliments. Just once id like to see osmone at a funeral say "This guy was a greedy fuckface and i sure hope that his death hurt him in extreme ways, fuck you you son of a bitch, rot in hell!" and then spit o nthe corpse so the wrinkled odl women at them can make fainting noises and pass out.

rot in hell you bastard!

rot in hell by da hood' January 3, 2005

swipe 

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!

shing........SWIPE! reowr!

swipe by da hood' January 3, 2005