The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle
by Duke January 22, 2003
When a girl has a great body but a gigantic ass. Girls who sit at an office desk all day tend to have all the fat on their body gravitate toward the ass-ular region, hence-office ass.
That girl sitting in cubicle 7 was so fine until she stood up and revealed a case of office ass so severe, it looked like two baby elephants were being born in her jeans.
by Duke June 14, 2003
For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
by Duke July 10, 2003
Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.
by Duke January 22, 2003
by Duke July 10, 2003