Definitions by dAVE

techno language 

When a girl by the name of Izzy amazed me with a amazing reply to some old bastard who was dising her i gave her knowledgeable reply this title.

"that was some amazing techno language"

techno language by Dave April 23, 2004

Monty Python 

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

Monty Python by Dave April 20, 2004

Welfare 

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me

Welfare by Dave April 19, 2004

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

lay one by Dave April 19, 2004

ninjato 

nihn-juh-toh
neen-jah-toh

A Japanese ninja sword. Similar to a katana, but with these characteristics:
*Slightly shorter length
*Square hilt
*Straight blade with a non-curved edge

"Ninjato's are cool! ^-^ "
-me

ninjato by Dave April 19, 2004

black racist

Any bigoted black person, prejudiced against another race, purely on the basis of skin color

A black person who uses racial slurs against other races, particularly against white people

"Look at that cracker-ass honkey."

black racist by Dave April 17, 2004

Californication

To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.

"Dream of Californication..."

Californication by Dave April 16, 2004