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pigs

Those goddamned pigs took my stash
by Dave September 20, 2003
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wizard

An ounce of ganja. Derived from the famous Wizard of Oz. (An oz is an ounce)
I got me a phatt wizard of bashment last night.
by dAVE July 2, 2003
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Justice friend

A derogatory Colloquialism from Sydney's Northern beaches.

meaning: A person who must right wrongs.
e.g. 1:
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.

Use: "What a Justice friend"
by dave January 19, 2005
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assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".
"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me
by Dave February 26, 2005
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Viper

The Dodge Viper is the most kick-ass car around. It totally owns the Corvette, no matter what anyone says.
"Although, the old Viper was cooler-looking; the current model isn't as luscious as the old one."
-me
by Dave October 21, 2004
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jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.
OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.
by Dave June 27, 2004
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father ted

by dave August 15, 2003
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