dAVE's definitions

grant b

dont ask me bout that troll

by dave April 5, 2003

shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)

by Dave August 13, 2003

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

G3A3

Assault rifle developed by Heckler & Koch. 20-round clip chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

Said to be very accurate.

"The G3A3 is a fine gun in Raven Shield. But the MP5SD5 serves me better it seems."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

MAD

Dyslexia Against Mothers

"Get it?"

by Dave May 4, 2004