dAVE's definitions

technophobe

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

by Dave October 12, 2003

blaah

a word sound used when in terms of ect. Also just cool to use any time.

u kno the guy who likes that girl and runs round, and owns a nice car and blaah

by Dave May 31, 2003

what it is

An expression made by cleverly switching the words "it" and "is" to create a grammatically nonsensical phrase meaning "What is it?". See "what up" or "aks" for similar constructions (or deconstructions depending on how you look at it).

"Hey, can I aks you a question?"

"Yeah, what it is?"

by dave July 1, 2004

british

The nationality name for a person from the united kingdom. It's also a language in its own right because they use words to represent meanings, words like bird, tart, claret, filth, bloody, etc etc etc.

"The british are America's best friends."

by Dave January 15, 2004

hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

by Dave February 9, 2004

James Torrance

James Torrance, also known as Acting Head Teacher, Doug, Mousey. A man of distinction, fountain of all knowledge and worthy information.

Has a face like a shovel hence the name Doug.

"We all admire James Torrance, Head Boy"
"Doug dug a hole"

by Dave February 9, 2005

raven

*A bird that resembles a crow, but with a slightly-bigger body and slightly-longer beak.

*Said to be the act of sucking your own dick.

*A wrestler spanning ECW, WCW, WWE, and now NWA-TNA.

*A character on Twisted Metal Black.

*One of the main characters of Teen Titans.

"I like Raven from Teen Titans; she's hot. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave February 24, 2004