dAVE's definitions

limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects

Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on

by Dave December 23, 2003

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.

"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."

by Dave July 7, 2004

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.

POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"

by Dave January 6, 2005

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Skinned

When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.

Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots

by Dave April 28, 2003

Snake

*A reptile (aka : lizard) with the characteristics of being one long body, moving by means of muscular movements within its body to "slither". Snakes come in a wide variety of different species, such as pythons, cobras, vipers, and many others; the largest is the anaconda. Many snakes are also poisonous to various species, including humans, because its fangs are rife with a powerful venom. The snake is thus a very fearful predator.

*A slang term for a man's penis.

*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.

*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.

*A common name for a member of a gang.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, the snake was the symbol of independence."
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001

"I just snaked your chair!"

"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"

PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".

"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick

by Dave April 23, 2004

Molniya

Russian for "lightning", somewhat drived off of the name Mjollnir, which was Thor's hammer.

"It's hammer time! Molniya! *whips out Mjollnir*"
-Thor

by Dave September 9, 2004