dAVE's definitions

american

*A citizen of America.
*A person living in America.
*A person having the personality of an american.

By nature, an american is a good person rife with spirit, and is compassionate about wanting to make something of his/her life.

"I'm an american, dammit!"

by Dave March 31, 2004

honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.

When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly

by Dave August 13, 2003

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

touchhole

the small hole in the breach of a black powder rifle or cannon used to ignite the charge.

by dave October 17, 2003

jaf

A cool dude

That blokes a jaf

by Dave February 3, 2003

Virginia

*The first state of the United States, and therefore the state containing Washington DC, the nation's capital. Easily a state with more history than any other in the nation.

*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".

"Where can I find the Pentagon or the White House?"
"Virginia."

"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004