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Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
by Dave September 9, 2004
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Tsunami

*In the Tenchi storyline, she is one of the three goddesses. She is also what Sasami will look like when she's an adult, because Sasami died at a young age and thus Tsunami merged with her corpse to revive her.

*Japanese for "port wave" (?), which is, in essence, a HUGE tidal wave. Tsunamis are usually caused by earthquakes underneath the ocean, specifically the Pacific Ocean, and the result of this phenomenon is a towering wave of ocean water that is capable of destroying & drowning almost anything in its path.
"The tsunami that attacked the Orient, among other nations, is the largest tsunami in history. And the freaky part is that it occurred right after Christmas! And if that isn't scary enough, America's west coast is under the threat of a tsunami just like the one post-Christmas. Anyway, let's lend a helping hand to those who suffered from the cruel aftermath of this ungodly tsunami."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^
"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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sas

Absolute badass motherfuckers. A single 4-man group could probably defend themselves against half of Al-Qaeda. The best exponents of the FN Minimi light machinegun.

The Elitest of the Elite. Equalled but not bettered (in most respects) by The US Navy SEALS, the Russian Spetznaz and Delta Force.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, 1 man from the SAS has a machete and he's gonna gut all of my 99 AK47-armed Talibans. RUN!!!!
by dave February 16, 2004
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Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.
I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.
by Dave December 11, 2003
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green day

Greenday is actually the definition of the earliest calendar day for appointments. For instance when you book an appointment with your doctor the earliest day available is the Green Day **Green for go**
Your GYNOB will see your green Vagina on the green day.
by Dave August 30, 2005
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peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat
dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!
by dave January 6, 2004
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