dAVE's definitions

rolling stone

A metaphor for something that is always moving or changing. This phrase has many connections to music: It's the name of a magazine that focuses on pop culture and music, it's the name of a band, and it's a lyric in a song by Bob Dylan. These three things may be connected. A possible origin of this phrase is the old saying, "a rolling stone gathers no moss."

by Dave September 8, 2003

sweetback

70's black slang for a large penis.

Don't slip that girl your sweetback, she's got the clap!

by Dave December 28, 2005

Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.

Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...

by Dave March 24, 2005

deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

by Dave April 2, 2005

waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.

Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.

by Dave December 28, 2003

black project

A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".

"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
-me

"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

tobaccy

Chewing tobacco.

"No tobaccy please."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004