dAVE's definitions

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!

Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?

by Dave February 16, 2004

Jaw Breaker

Orally pleasuring multiple cocks simultaneously.

Jill enjoys a jaw breaker after a long night of chili dogging.

by Dave December 16, 2004

EBay Roulette

A game played by some EBayers, in which you pump the bid of a normally-priced item to ludicrous prices (often in the hundreds of thousands) while trying to avoid being the one that ends up with the final bid, and thus having to pay the over-inflated price.

Hmm, there's no bids on that item! Why don't we have a game of EBay Roulette?

by Dave August 1, 2004

wool

1) Fool, idiot.
2) Cockhead

Did you see that shit? That guy's a wool!

by Dave August 13, 2003

Romania

A decent country located in Europe. Known popularly for the infamous story of Count Dracula, and to gun-enthusiasts, known widely for exporting AK-47's. ^_^

"Now that I say I want to visit Romania, I now have a LOT of countries I wouldn't mind visitting. But Romania just sounds so interesting. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

River City Ransom

*Released in 1989 for the 8-bit NES, by the company Technos (who in part released Double Dragon). River City Ransom was an underrated side-scrolling beat'em-up game where you could play as one or two players, and in essence, go around beating thugs up and taking their money! You can then use their money for RPG-related elements, such as going to stores and restaurants to power up your character's stats, and even learn new techniques.
River City Ransom has been recently re-released for the Gameboy Advance (by Atlus). It is now called River City Ransom EX (EX means 'extra' I think), and is basically River City Ransom with improved features, and tons of customization capability. RCR EX is very deep and I highly recommend it.......but good luck finding a copy; they sell like hotcakes!! I would know; the new copy I bought was the last friggin' one they had!! o_o I'm so lucky. ^-^

*To go around beating people up and taking their money.

"They seriously should consider making a sequel to River City Ransom; the game just fucking rules."
-me

"I like to go downtown pulling a River City Ransom from time to time. ^-^ "

by Dave June 14, 2004