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Definitions by dAVE

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.
"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me
MOAB by Dave March 21, 2004

metempsychosis 

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me
metempsychosis by Dave March 21, 2004
Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.
Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*
Chafed by Dave March 21, 2004

prostitute 

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
prostitute by Dave March 20, 2004
Southern pronunciation of the phrase, "I'm gonna".
"Ah'm goh haf ta seel mah smellhound! Dawggannit!"
-a hick
ah'm goh by Dave March 20, 2004
being owned to a further degree
desiree is ownt by dave
ownt by dave March 20, 2004
A retarded french mullet man with an off centre topea, he commonly sayes CMOS BIOS at ridicolous high volume with a rly stoopid french accent, he smeels like cheese and likes to piss everyone off with his random rabblings of computers and french porn stars!
sidi - CMOS BIOS!!CHECK THE CMOS BIOS

iF YOU CANT FIX IT CMOS BIOS IT
sidi b by daVE March 19, 2004