Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
People who are of fairly strong Irish Descent. The word Mick is most generously used in the U.S Northest, primarly by Italians in Brooklyn.
by Dave March 31, 2004
ACP = Auto Colt Pistol
The legendary, and common, caliber, used in handguns of wide varieties. The .45acp cartridge was chambered in the legendary Colt M1911A1 handgun, used by american infantry during WWII.
.45acp is used even today, for such guns like the H&K Mark 23 SOCOM, and H&K's USP's. .45acp is even the caliber for the Tommygun used in WWII, and today it is used in H&K's UMP submachine gun.
The legendary, and common, caliber, used in handguns of wide varieties. The .45acp cartridge was chambered in the legendary Colt M1911A1 handgun, used by american infantry during WWII.
.45acp is used even today, for such guns like the H&K Mark 23 SOCOM, and H&K's USP's. .45acp is even the caliber for the Tommygun used in WWII, and today it is used in H&K's UMP submachine gun.
".45acp is powerful too. ^_^"
-me
-me
by Dave February 03, 2004
"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"
by Dave May 15, 2004
The technical name for the Stinger surface-to-air missile system, developed for the US Army, and has seen excellent use in the Gulf War.
"The reason those Arabs have so many Stingers is because we supplied them with our Stingers during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan."
-me
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
by dave March 17, 2003
A term used to describe something that is, especially, tasty, and abundant in something.
One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.
One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.
by Dave February 13, 2004