birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

by Dave September 28, 2004

Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.

"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?

by dave January 17, 2004

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Switzerland

*A European country.

*To be neutral; to be neither good nor bad, to neither attack nor be attacked; derived off of Switzerland's peaceful, stable nature.

"Switzerland makes cool knife kits, and is said to have lots of banks. ^_^ Then again I say that because I hear a LOT about how people deposit some of their money into Swiss banks."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

political siding

A person's choice of whether to be a republican, democrat, or neither.

Used instead of "political party", because, for example, I am not with a political PARTY or GROUP. I am just choosing what kind of side I like.

"I choose to be neither, but it appears as though I lean more toward republican beliefs, such as business, religion, and most of all, guns. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Dracula

Count Vlad Tepes Dracula

The incarnate of pure evil. Known widely for having a diet consisting of human blood. A stealer of souls so that they become slaves, considered "tribute".
Although Dracula has been killed time and time again, Dracula is immortal.
Dracula also has a son named Alucard, who is also half-human. However, Alucard is against his father.

"Castlevania rules. ^_^ "
-me

"Dracoolah!"
-a voice from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

by Dave June 16, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 09, 2004