Definitions by dAVE

capisce 

Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.

"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"

"Everything but capisce."

capisce by Dave March 28, 2004

finding a pencil 

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

finding a pencil by Dave March 28, 2004

yo so stoopid 

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

yo so stoopid by Dave March 28, 2004

c-rats 

Short for "combat rations".

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations

c-rats by Dave March 28, 2004

USMCL 

United States Military Cooking Laboratories

They are a military-related establishment dedicated to revolutionizing MRE's (aka : C-Rations) & battlefield food technology.

"I invented these initials though."
-me

USMCL by Dave March 28, 2004

beef 

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

beef by Dave March 28, 2004

pig 

*A term to refer to a cop.

*A term to refer to an ultra-perverted man.

*Basically a term to refer to an annoying, snivelling, obnoxious, meddling prick, such as one who disrespects your privacy.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^

"Muslims don't eat pig because they're dirty. They don't know what they're missing out on. Bacon is goooood. ^.^ *hands one out to an arab* here try one! ^_^ "
-me

pig by Dave March 28, 2004