porn

the greatest thing since man was put on earth
man i sure do like some hardcore porn before dinner
by dan June 21, 2003
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bunkakwunk

1. Eskimo for "hat"
2. perfect, unbeatable
3. the opposite of bunk
Cat, Hat, in French Chat Chapeau... Bunka in a Bunkakwunk in Eskimo.

My performance in the game last night was absolutely bunkakwunk
by Dan July 29, 2004
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Tucson

The second largest city in Arizona. Population of approximately 700,000. Located in Pima County. Home of the University of Arizona, the 46th best university in the nation. Also home to Pima Community College.

Often known for its "dry heat" since the humidity rarely passes 30%. Set in the middle of the Sonoran desert, it offers excellent scenery and some nice scenic drives.
"Tucson is a beautiful and scenic place to retire."
by Dan September 05, 2004
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Car Slut

A young female, usually to be found associating herself with older males. Typically skanky rather than naturally attractive, she applies excessive amounts cheap makeup and wears trashy clothes in an attempt to attract attention from car-owning males. Little Miss Car Slut hangs around young car-owning wiggas in the misguided hope that she'll become incredibly popular, or at least score some free transport in the process.

In a tragic downwards spiral, many of these desperados she seeks will bury themselves in unserviceable amounts of debt to attract Little Miss Car Slut with shiny paint and bling wheels untastefully added to their uninspiring rice chariots. The desperados she hangs around with think it'll be worth the money when Little Miss Car Slut puts out, but in reality she's just a cock tease. Continuing the downward spiral, Little Miss Car Slut will move on to a new desparado as each successive one wakes up to her games, resulting in desperado war.
eg. Pamella is such a Car Slut
by dan March 01, 2004
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pizza bagel

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.
by Dan February 01, 2005
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fucktard

by Dan July 18, 2003
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Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.
by Dan December 24, 2003
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