dAN's definitions

True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

Republicat

Politician who tries to appeal to the other party but in the process perverts their own veiws.

See Demican

George Bush is a Republicat

by Dan October 11, 2004

moopheus

a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.

"Go to themeatrix.com and see Moopheus"

by Dan December 24, 2003

heezay

An especially dumb, ditzy, or useless girl, or a combination of all three.

Jessica Simpson is a dumb heezay.

by Dan July 18, 2004

black angus

a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland

I'll order the black angus steak please.

by Dan April 5, 2004

C.R.A.F.T

Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.

"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"

by Dan November 17, 2003

pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one

I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.

by Dan July 25, 2004