make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
by dan September 28, 2003

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.
person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!
person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!
person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!
*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery
person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!
person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!
*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery
by dan April 16, 2004

by Dan June 10, 2004

Something all politicians do, esspecially John Kerry.
Don't listen to what I say, cause it's not what I do
Don't listen to what I say, cause it's not what I do
by Dan August 29, 2004

Synonym of punani introduced by a Jimmy Fallon character on Saturday Night Live in 2003. Fallon's character is a shock-jock DJ who uses the word to avoid censorship.
by Dan March 05, 2004

by Dan December 13, 2004
