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Definitions by dAN

thug life 

Descriptive Noun

Tired, over-used description of idle rich suburban white kids wearing over-sized jeans, ganky sport shirts, gold chains and condom-style ski-caps while driving around in Daddy's Beemer because they think it makes them cool different and above all black.

Thug Lie is more accurate.

See also wigger,falsetto cool,hat-'tard, eminem, and niggese
Robert used to be a unique individual 'til he started watching MTV Raps and decided that with his pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and red hair, he was perfect for the Thug Life.
thug life by Dan January 15, 2004
noun
A low gutter form of the idiomatic language called Ebonics but riddled with even more grotesque spelling errors. The idea behind the idiom is to "stick it to the whitey" apparently by sounding like a complete retard.

In their quest for trying to sound hip, cool and different, they instead come across like Stepin' Fetchit from the 1930''s or JarJar Binks, denigerate themselves and do the people a great disservice. Whoever came up with the idea that sounding like brain-damaged, school drop-out loser was a good thing should have been dragged into the streets screaming and beaten to death in front of their kids.

Typically used by dumb idle-rich suburban white kids to indicate association with the poor inner city black sub-culture but instead makes the user appear drugged-up and uneducated. Expressions of Niggese include 'wif', 'nigguh', 'Azn', 'dogg','thuggz' and 'biatch'.

See also falsetto cool,rapper,eminem,wigger
Johnny got hit on the head with 20 pounds of falling concrete and he went from speaking English to Niggese in one night.
Niggese by Dan January 15, 2004
noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem
Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.
Hat-'tard by dan January 11, 2004

Landfill Media 

noun
1. Any sort of printed, transmitted or otherwise easily recievable media that caters to the lowest, worst common denominators. 2. Yellow journalism of the worst kind detailing the lives of the rich and famous but offering no merit or newsworthy information at all. 3. A Tv Program showing pretty rich people being naughty or otherwise being thrust into hackneyed, ridiculous contrived situations.
"Survivor" is the nothing but pure landfill media and the thought that anyone really cares about the outcome makes me want to vomit.
Landfill Media by Dan January 11, 2004

Falsetto Cool 

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.
Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.
Falsetto Cool by Dan January 11, 2004

Knob Rot 

wen sum1 is a nob rot, they usually hav a rotten nob, and its an offensive word
oi u, u nob rot, gimme a fag u dirty litle ratboy
Knob Rot by dan January 10, 2004

chiliwilli

Taken from definition of Chilidog and wet willi combined. When you stick your finger in your ass and then stick it in someone elses ear.
Dick gave Jane a chiliwilli.
chiliwilli by Dan January 10, 2004