dAN's definitions

anorexia

A disease that some people think is self-inflicted, this isn't entirely true, as no one becomes anorexic because THEY want to be thin. People become anorexic because they think everyone else wants them to be thin.

Anorexia is more serious than obesity as a lot more people accept anorexia as being good.

by Dan December 23, 2004

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

Fudibulated

Confused, in a stupor, tired, and out of it all at once. It's a modification of Fuddle.

I stayed up for two days straight listening to Phish and Bob Marley after my girlfriend left me. When I was asked a simple question I found I was to fudibulated to answer coherently

by Dan December 1, 2004

rice

a gay civic

fast and the furious

by dan April 28, 2003

chocolate judy

a testicle on a female

Emily has a chocolate judy

by Dan March 1, 2005

fipod

1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.

Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.

Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?

Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.

by Dan May 19, 2005

axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt

Look at the axe wound on that cunt

by dan July 16, 2003