dAN's definitions
by Dan January 3, 2004
Get the 3:20mug. 
The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
Get the Conferencemug. Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!
Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!
Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!
I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!
Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!
Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!
I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!
Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
Get the clankermug. 
Get the Ginormousmug. A creature that originates from the mixture of feces and urine. Sometimes it is known as E.T. The one characterstics that is prominantly noticable is a long outstretched appendage that it uses for reproduction.
by dan April 16, 2004
Get the daimug. by Dan August 19, 2003
Get the shonkmug.