d.e's definitions

The Kovenant

A Norwegian industrial metal band. The Kovenant started out as a black metal band but have since moved away from that genre and now create a mix of industrial space metal with some other elements. Used to be known as Covenant but had to change their name due to a conflict with another band by the same name.

"The Kovenant is cool."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Raven

A bird from the Corvidae family. Resembles a crow, but is larger, has a larger beak and different tail shape which is visible whilst in flight. Ravens and Crows are some of the most intelligent birds and the only non-mammal creatures known to use tools.

"A murder of Crows, An unkindness of Ravens."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.

"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverus Ignoramus

The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species.

"Beaverus Ignoramus is truly the only animal on Earth that serves no actual purpose."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Porsche

The best car manufacture on Earth. German precision engineering and total kick ass power. The 911 Turbo is and always will be one of the greatest cars ever.
Porsche also manufactured German tank turrets during WWII. The Pzkpfw VI King Tiger used a Porsche turret.

"The Porsche 911 Turbo kicks all other cars asses."

"Stuttgart Power!"

by D.E March 19, 2004

Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Me 262

The world's first operational jet fighter. Designed by the Messerschmitt company in Germany during WWII. Its unreliable engines and late entry to the war were its biggest downfall.

"The Me 262 was a cool plane."

by D.E March 19, 2004