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The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre mug.The breakaway republic of the pananian marsh beavers. Located in North East Panania it is ruled by a dominatrix that is eerily resemblant of Ms Daniels. Beavaria is not recognised by anyone, only by the beavers that created and live in it.
by D.E March 20, 2004
Get the Beavaria mug.Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Till Lindemann mug.Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.
Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Urban Monkey Warfare mug.The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."
"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Beaverised mug.The scientific name of the Pananian Marsh Beaver. Chosen to reflect the species intelligence (or lack thereof). Beaverus Ignoramus is currently listed as a pest, and the PBSP is working tirelessly to rid the Panania of this unwanted species.
by D.E March 19, 2004
Get the Beaverus Ignoramus mug.Beaver Free Zone. BFZs are containment zones put in place by PBSPvolunteers. Any beaver found crossing into a BFZ is exterminated on site. At present there are two major BFZs and three minor BFZs located in Panania. Beaver-related problems are the lowest in these areas due to the hard work of the PBSP volunteers.
"Did you hear about that beaver that crossed into the BFZ? Yeah they pumped him full of lead real good."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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