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The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.
"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"
by D.E June 11, 2006
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Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.
"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Ski-Bop-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

A phrase coined by the great Scatman John (R.I.P). This phrase is one of THE most versatile in any language on Earth. It can be used to break the silence in a dieing conversation, tease the hell out of someone or even just as a means of boredom relief.
Warning: EXTREMELY CATCHY, HARD TO FORGET
Person 1: "Man I'm bored."

Person 2: "Ski-Bop-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop!"
by D.E March 18, 2004
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The Kovenant

A Norwegian industrial metal band. The Kovenant started out as a black metal band but have since moved away from that genre and now create a mix of industrial space metal with some other elements. Used to be known as Covenant but had to change their name due to a conflict with another band by the same name.
"The Kovenant is cool."
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Fully Sick Bro

The favourite term of all Lebs and Leb-wannabes. Usually followed by sounds that closely resemble that of a coffee grinder. Most of the time is said in an aggressive manner whether it is intended to be so or not. Although not quite known, its meaning is said to be similar to when a male gorilla beats his chest. Therefore it can be used as both a form of acknowledgement and a warning.
"Lets go to Bankstown!"

"Fully Sick Bro!"

"Hey Habib, ur a stupid fuck!"

"Fully Sick Bro!"
by D.E March 4, 2007
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