d.e's definitions

Raven

A bird from the Corvidae family. Resembles a crow, but is larger, has a larger beak and different tail shape which is visible whilst in flight. Ravens and Crows are some of the most intelligent birds and the only non-mammal creatures known to use tools.

"A murder of Crows, An unkindness of Ravens."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

by D.E March 18, 2004

The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

by D.E June 11, 2006

Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.

"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.

"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Mangonator

This is a very rare specimen indeed. Rumoured to have only been sighted once in the Panania marshes, the Mangonator is believed to be the result of a manganaro that happens to go mango whilst suffering from MBD. A deadly combination indeed.

"Residents of Panania received a warning to lock their doors as a rabid Mangonator was said to be prowling the area"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Me 262

The world's first operational jet fighter. Designed by the Messerschmitt company in Germany during WWII. Its unreliable engines and late entry to the war were its biggest downfall.

"The Me 262 was a cool plane."

by D.E March 19, 2004