d.e's definitions

MBD

Mad Beaver Disease. This is the beaver version of mad cow disease. The conditions include random, uncontrolled spasms which lead to violent attack of all things surrounding the subject. First encountered in the Panania area and in the local beaver stock. Currently there is no known cure.

"That beaver must have MBD he just tackled a computer."

"They better find a cure for MBD quick."

by D.E March 17, 2004

Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.

"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

by D.E March 18, 2004

Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Buttromper

Similar to an assgremlin, but more violent and usually a pananian marsh beaver. Manganaro is a known buttromper, and so is anyone else found travelling with him in the mango-van. Other buttrompers include sprod, most pananian marsh beavers and possibly dabaja.

"Robert is a convicted buttromper."

"Robert was buttromped by sprod."

by D.E March 20, 2004