Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.
Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Urban Monkey Warfaremug. Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Till Lindemannmug. by D.E March 19, 2004
Get the Beaver Suppressantmug. The world's first operational jet fighter. Designed by the Messerschmitt company in Germany during WWII. Its unreliable engines and late entry to the war were its biggest downfall.
by D.E March 19, 2004
Get the Me 262mug. When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.
Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.
Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Baton Courtesymug. A bird from the Corvidae family. Resembles a crow, but is larger, has a larger beak and different tail shape which is visible whilst in flight. Ravens and Crows are some of the most intelligent birds and the only non-mammal creatures known to use tools.
by D.E March 18, 2004
Get the Ravenmug. The pointless murder of innocent animals in the name of science. Not only are helpess animals killed and wasted so is a huge amount of money that could be put to better use. Groups like the A.L.F, E.L.F and PETA fight strongly against Animal Testing aswell as other animal rights issues.
by D.E March 17, 2004
Get the Animal Testingmug.