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Beaver Suppressant

See: Steel Rod
"If a manganaro gets too close, its time to bring out the beaver suppressant."
Beaver Suppressant by D.E March 19, 2004

Steel Rod 

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.
"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."
Steel Rod by D.E March 19, 2004

Weapon of Monitor Destruction 

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.
"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"
Beaver Free Zone. BFZs are containment zones put in place by PBSPvolunteers. Any beaver found crossing into a BFZ is exterminated on site. At present there are two major BFZs and three minor BFZs located in Panania. Beaver-related problems are the lowest in these areas due to the hard work of the PBSP volunteers.
"Did you hear about that beaver that crossed into the BFZ? Yeah they pumped him full of lead real good."
BFZ by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverised 

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.
"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.
Beaverised by D.E March 18, 2004

Pananian Marsh Beaver 

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.
"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."
Pananian Marsh Beaver by D.E March 18, 2004

Mangonator

This is a very rare specimen indeed. Rumoured to have only been sighted once in the Panania marshes, the Mangonator is believed to be the result of a manganaro that happens to go mango whilst suffering from MBD. A deadly combination indeed.
"Residents of Panania received a warning to lock their doors as a rabid Mangonator was said to be prowling the area"
Mangonator by D.E March 18, 2004