d.e's definitions

MBD

Mad Beaver Disease. This is the beaver version of mad cow disease. The conditions include random, uncontrolled spasms which lead to violent attack of all things surrounding the subject. First encountered in the Panania area and in the local beaver stock. Currently there is no known cure.

"That beaver must have MBD he just tackled a computer."

"They better find a cure for MBD quick."

by D.E March 17, 2004

Beaverised

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

by D.E March 18, 2004

The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

by D.E June 11, 2006

Raven

A bird from the Corvidae family. Resembles a crow, but is larger, has a larger beak and different tail shape which is visible whilst in flight. Ravens and Crows are some of the most intelligent birds and the only non-mammal creatures known to use tools.

"A murder of Crows, An unkindness of Ravens."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Animal Testing

The pointless murder of innocent animals in the name of science. Not only are helpess animals killed and wasted so is a huge amount of money that could be put to better use. Groups like the A.L.F, E.L.F and PETA fight strongly against Animal Testing aswell as other animal rights issues.

"Animal testing is scientific fraud"

"Fuck the white coats"

by D.E March 17, 2004

Flake-Dance

The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.

"Only Flake can do the Flake-dance!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Sprod

1) Male form of Dabaja

"That guy is such a Sprod, he should make a movie called The Sprodinator"

"Look at this guy, he loves Germany nearly as much Sprod, I dub him Sprod jnr."

by D.E March 15, 2004