d.e's definitions

Flake-Dance

The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.

"Only Flake can do the Flake-dance!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Robocops

Riot Police in full riot gear. The generic Robocop comes with black shiny shin guards, black shiny helmet, and black shiny body armour. Their visors are black, and they have black gasmasks. Robocops are deployed in battalions.

"Look at that dumbass, he just kicked a robocop and now 10 robocops are giving him some Baton Courtesy. Haha stupid little freak!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

by D.E June 11, 2006

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 18, 2004