107 definitions by d. gould

call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by d. gould February 6, 2006

S and M'er

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.

"Get the hell outta my dungeon! You pussy S and M'er!"

by d. gould October 16, 2007

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

by d. gould August 27, 2008

phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

by d. gould December 22, 2005

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by d. gould April 9, 2006

spew lane

The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.

"When I couldn't get to the spew lane in time, he barfed all over the backseat of my dad's car."

by d. gould January 22, 2006

bodybag

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.

"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."

by d. gould April 20, 2006