I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007
Get the phone monkey mug.Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.
"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"
by Jason K February 5, 2005
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A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
by D. Gould December 28, 2005
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There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad
There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad
by Niobe Rock July 12, 2017
Get the money phone mug.A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.
Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk
by SirLemuel October 6, 2018
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2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
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