phone monkey 

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

phone monkey by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007

phone monkey 

Anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
But in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.

"Hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a Bangladesh call centre ?". "Yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !"

phone monkey by Jason K February 5, 2005

phone monkey 

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

phone monkey by D. Gould December 28, 2005

money phone 

Holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the 'gram.

"Holding money to your ear
There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad

money phone by Niobe Rock July 12, 2017

money phone jerk 

A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.

Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk

money phone jerk by SirLemuel October 6, 2018

blue money phone 

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

blue money phone by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

blue money phone 

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

blue money phone by Count Orlok June 9, 2024