d's definitions

came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

by D September 17, 2003

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by d July 16, 2003

bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

by D July 14, 2004

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004

Sport

to treat someone (pay for)

I'm sportin' you at the movies

by D January 17, 2004

sexuality

having been born liking either males or females. Sexuality encompasses being gay, bi, straight, lesbian, transsexual, or transgendered. Sexuality is the drive designed in humans to what they are attracted to. Most people mistake the word lifestyle for sexuality which is why there is ignorance in our country.

my sexuality is gay

by D December 11, 2003