d's definitions

fucktard

Someone with an IQ of less than my shoe.

You fucktard!

by D January 25, 2004

fuck friend

A friend you have casual sex with only for the purpose of having sex. Romantic feelings for one another are not present.

Mindy and Bob have sex together but only as friends.

by D February 21, 2004

BLNTZ

A Phillies Blunt that has been unrolled and re-rolled with dank ass chrondo.

I love BLNTZ.

by D June 22, 2003

Dat Flies

Generally used to designate a poorly drawn smiley in MSN messenger that may or may not look like a fly. In reference to a Jack Handey Deep Thought that ended with "That alien!", but written in english shitty enough to make you invert singular and plural and put the letter D instead of the "th" sound.

MikeK: Mans! Loks at my nwew smilyeS!

D: Shoot!

MikeK: <shitty smiley>

D: whtat the fkucs is that supposeded to be?! it looks like a fruit flies or smomethinigs!11

MikeK: Dat Flies

by D June 1, 2004

highland park highschool

1) a highschool in highland park
2) a public school where rich white suburban school gather to prepare for their acceptance to SMU
3) the highest concentration of hot blonde girls in skirts on the planet

yeah I go to highland park highschool... I jack off 9 times a day and play football

by d September 14, 2004

we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

by d September 21, 2003

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005