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big-headed, alien-eyed, tweetie bird looking person.
A person who's name starts with a "C" and ends with an "E" Cammie to be exact.
beuty by cruncho April 28, 2005
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Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016

Collateral Beauty 

The beauty to be found in the midst of devastation or despair. The result of a methodical and intentional approach to difficult and typically life-altering situations that yields beautiful, positive and meaningful outcomes for an intended target (the person who is experiencing misfortune).
In Palliative Medicine, we’re really adept at helping people find the collateral beauty in otherwise sorrowful situations.

Beutnered 

(Verb)
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to

4. To be cheated

Synonym: Monica Garcia'd

Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.

The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:

1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.

2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.

3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.

4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.

5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.

Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.
Dude, those billionaires totally Beutnered your school district!
Beutnered by Y4HiHSCx January 18, 2019

Bullhorn Betty 

An uneducated, loud, obnoxious, self-entitled, victim-shaming, tragedy pimp, with over-processed hair. A "Bullhorn Betty" enjoys long strolls on private property and harassing innocent victims of tragedy for monetary gain and public acknowledgement. A "Bullhorn Betty" is mostly known for its delusional state of mind and ability to manipulate strangers into financial supporting its disgusting behavior. "Bullhorn Betty's" are often found near easements, trash dumpsters, Ashley Furniture Stores, Pro-Trump Rallys and can sometimes be seen on YouTube.
"Bullhorn Betty" is such a "Karen".
That woman is not a peaceful protestor, she is a "Bullhorn Betty."
That "Bullhorn Betty" has fake press badges.
"Bullhorn Betty" doxed innocent victims, again.
Bullhorn Betty by bluecat1776 February 4, 2023

age before beauty 

Often stated by someone older to take precedence over someone younger
She Always Drove In Exasperation to work to arrive on time but the young driver allowed her to enter the highway first, age before beauty the lady thought in her head
age before beauty by daywalkz May 21, 2015

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.
That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!
meaty beaty by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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