Definitions by d
fortune cookie
The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.
I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!
fortune cookie by D December 3, 2003
Can of Whoop Ass
One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"
Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
Can of Whoop Ass by d November 29, 2003
president
A person with a high political standing, but not necessarily power. In most democracies, presidents are elected to the position.
A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).
A notable example where the president is not elected is the United States of America (as of 2003).