fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil

Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 12, 2010

BCFU. TY

Because fuck you. That's why.

Complete dismissal of you and your question/concerns.

Hey, Post Office, why is my package two days late?

BCFU. TY

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 31, 2020

juice box

Battery recharger pack that operate like a portable charger.

This? This black boxy thing I carry around in my purse? It's a juice box, for juicing up my phone on the go, when I don't have access to a power outlet."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2022

Coca-Colonialism

American culture & products spreading throughout the world, like Coca Cola. . .

On my trip to Austrialia last year, if they drove on the other side of the road I'd think I was back home in America -- a perfect example of Coca-Colonialism!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 10, 2013

brass monkey

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

clenis

1. a very large clitoris (suckably large!)
2. a mutant penis-shaped clit

Jim: Holy shit! I could see the clenis on that last stripper from the back of the room it was so huge!
Joe: Perfect for all the latent fags in here, don'tcha think?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 26, 2009

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016