impluvious

Unaware that it's raining

"Look at Joe, coming to work without an umbrella!"

"Yeah! What is he, impluvious?"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 23, 2007

platte

French-Canadian for twat

That frog bitch I met last night sure had some sweet platte!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 07, 2007

magnet

Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")

MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 11, 2014

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2015

doosh

1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him

2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!

John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)

Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?

John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"

John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 03, 2013

Bestie

best friend (usually used by females)
var BESTY

pl BESTIES

Penny gets majorly creeped out by how Amy keeps stalking her & calling her bestie

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 26, 2012

pastel lesbian

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.

Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 11, 2021