Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

oysters 

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

oysters by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

ADD broke by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 8, 2017

prefuctual agreement 

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

prefuctual agreement by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 2, 2017

jerkwad 

literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt

Useless fucking jerkwad! Go home or at least get off the damned highway!

jerkwad by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017

Cock Wrangler 

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

Cock Wrangler by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017

eufinasia 

Like euthanasia, but when the goal is for financial("fin") reasons more than for the easing of death.

I assumed the aim of the pro-euthanasia crowd was the easing of death, but then I realized, it's hospital administrators & other healthcare administrators ultimately in favour of anything that empties a bed quicker, to get a new patient in, so not euthanasia so much as euFINasia!

eufinasia by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 21, 2017

jewelry 

expensive adornments of precious metals &/or gems, and:

police slang for handcuffs

Cop, to cop buddy: I got a date tonight with a hot civilian chick who loves the uniform
Buddy: You're bringing your jewelry, right?
Cop: you know it, this bracelets never fail to impress! Then they love it when I smacl their ass with y leather belt!
Buddy Lucky asshole, I'm stucking working overtime tonight. . . Have fun.

jewelry by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 29, 2016