cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

The Nooge

Fan nickname for Ted Nugent

This is a cool song, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang", who sings it?

The Nooge!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 7, 2012

leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.

Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011

prison minute

a) Canadian prison slang for a 5-year sentence (60 months) as in the federal prisons, this is considered a short sentence, which is the older meaning of a minute.
b) MINUTE: short period of time

How long you in for, mate?
Just a prison minute -- no biggie

"Hey, can I see you for a minute in my office?" ("You're the boss; let me drop everything & attend to your order.")

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 30, 2023

spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 8, 2017

girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend

Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010