rover

I'm in my car, on the rover, lemme call you back when I get home to the landline.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2018
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north

1. towards the north pole
2. as "The North" the upper half(or so) of USA
3. up or higher, referring to the direction on a wall map.
1. Let's go north & see the polar bears
2. The North is only good for one thing: damnyankees
3. a brand new Mercedes 450SL will cost you somewhere north of $80,000CAD
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 04, 2012
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Wessonality

Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.
I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 18, 2018
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magnet

Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front. (another term for a "butterface")
MMMmmmm, that is one mighty fine looking ass!
But, ewww. . . that flat chest & bulldog face means she's a magnet!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 10, 2014
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ikr

self-identification as a retard; so you quickly & easily know who your retarded friends are.
Break it down:
I know. -- declaration that you KNOW
right? -- questioning the above, in other words, you DON'T know!
Jim: People who say I know, right? Or text IKR? are fucking retards!
Tim: IKR?
Jim: (deletes Tim)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 16, 2012
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eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009
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aboves

refers to people(not things) that are above you
Gurrrlll! I tell ya, that man o' mine startin' to think he's one of my aboves!

Don't put up wit dat shit -- you best smack him down quick, else he WILL be one o' yo' aboves!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 12, 2018
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