jerkwad

literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt

Useless fucking jerkwad! Go home or at least get off the damned highway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017

corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2013

The Lincoln

From "Sex Tape"(2014)

When you have sex for three hours straight (as long as the movie "Lincoln")

You remember our wedding night, dear?

Yes, we did the Lincoln 3 or 4 times that night! Ahh, good times. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 07, 2018

horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020

gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.

Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 05, 2012

crocogator

Either a crocodile or an alligator especially when you, like all, can't tell the difference.

I saw a crocagator eatng a homeless guy yesterday?

"Which was it?"
Fuck, I dunno -- don't be such a fucking grammar nazi. Crocogator -- it stands alone. Fucking Nazi cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 15, 2021

itch

1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)

1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 18, 2011