cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

scentiment

a fart

After detailing the lawyer's car, I dropped a fart bomb in his car. I gave him his keys back.

He said, "the car looks good now."

I said, "My scentiment, exactly."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 3, 2016

Bestie

best friend (usually used by females)
var BESTY

pl BESTIES

Penny gets majorly creeped out by how Amy keeps stalking her & calling her bestie

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2012

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

The Lincoln

From "Sex Tape"(2014)

When you have sex for three hours straight (as long as the movie "Lincoln")

You remember our wedding night, dear?

Yes, we did the Lincoln 3 or 4 times that night! Ahh, good times. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2018

nigger nuts

1. any black variety of nut
2. testicles on a negro (especially very large ones)
3. part of a phrase of inquiry into a black man's sanity

1. WTF is with these dark walnuts? I never ordered any nigger nuts!
2. If Mike Tyson ever tried to rape me, I'd kick him so hard in his nigger nuts he'd change his mind fast!
3. Chris Rock is dating Roseanne Barr? Is that nigger nuts?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 7, 2012

slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.

Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010

gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.

Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2012