nooming

Also: nrooming
nose grooming - the act of picking your nose to get it nice & clean

Aday after a bad cold, I need to spend an hour nooming, to get all the hard its of snot stuck to the hairs. Always in private & I always was my hands after.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 08, 2019

period pig

a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn't showered in 3 periods, or hasn't changed her tampon/pad in as long

Q: Johnny, what's the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? Is it not being tall enough to reach crap at the grocery store?
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 26, 2011

spitakke

Very much grade school: completely covering someone's face with spit, usually by two or more guys.
Play on words for bukakke.

Jim, to dripping faced Danny: What happened?
Danny: theree 7th graders did a spitakke on me!
Jim: Damb, son, go the fuck home & wash!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 09, 2009

dag

a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)

Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)

Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.

Debbie? I wouldn't fuck that dag with Tony's dick!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 09, 2007

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

bulkify

to add weight or mass to

1. I need to bulkify my bean-pole body if i want to play grade 12 sports in September.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2015

jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020