FULL METAL JACKET

Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.

I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!

by cwilly3 May 28, 2008

Eurotrash Douche-goggles

Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.

"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"

by cwilly3 May 14, 2009

Charlie don't surf

A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”

pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

by cwilly3 January 20, 2009

Feltchy the clown

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”

I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.

by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

hang up your spurs

To retire from something.

Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".

by cwilly3 May 26, 2008