Like a Drunk-lie and a Little White Lie, but makes less sense. Told by a girl, not necessarily your girlfriend with the hope that you don't investigate the parts of the lie that fail the logic test. Neither malicious, or mean-spirited and told for no apparent personal gain.
When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
When a girl is caught in a Girl-lie she may:
Explode into tears.
Tell even more lies that make even less sense.
Compare you to an old boyfriend or a family member that used to be like you.
Or
Fly into a rage, trying to tie together:
Her dissatisfaction with her job.
Something her therapist told her.
Something about her period.
Or something you did that you don't remember that was never mentioned until now.
I caught her in a Girl-lie about her dinner last night then she started to spin out of control, called me a Nazi and cried uncontrollably, like it's my fault she lied.
by cwilly3 December 10, 2009
The ultimate mean-spirited put down
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks
Used only when the gloves come off
Common usage is the term in tandem with a belittling a team that “You” support
Can be preceded by other “things” about being "You" that sucks
by cwilly3 December 02, 2009
An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.
by cwilly3 May 29, 2008
A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.
by cwilly3 July 11, 2008
A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”
by cwilly3 October 09, 2008