Definitions by cwilly3

naked and up a tree 

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

naked and up a tree by cwilly3 January 17, 2009

Panamourous 

A term a person might use when they is kidding themself about her gay boyfriend, brother etc… Instead of calling him/her bisexual someone might use the term to further delude themselves of the obvious.

Paul’s not gay, he just, intouch with his sexuality, he’s panamourous.

Panamourous by cwilly3 June 29, 2008

Lesbian Ass

An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, forming an ass more commonly seen at a Lilith Fair show, peaking out from under a hockey jersey, with the owner's fingers interlocked with a woman possessing a similar ass.

Your boy ain't exactly fat, but he got a "Lesbian Ass"!

Lesbian Ass by cwilly3 May 29, 2008

FULL METAL JACKET 

Excessive piercings, particularly genitalia and anyplace other than ears.

I got her panties off and surprise, that chick was like “Full metal jacket”!

FULL METAL JACKET by cwilly3 May 28, 2008

hang up your spurs 

To retire from something.

Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".

hang up your spurs by cwilly3 May 26, 2008