cut the cards's definitions
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ringmug. Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
by cut the cards January 13, 2023
Get the Lume assmug. after breakup sex
Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
Get the bend for a friendmug. Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.
Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.
Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
by cut the cards December 12, 2022
Get the Otis Awardmug. Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
by cut the cards January 18, 2023
Get the parade headmug. Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Get the anhowsyerbushmug. Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
Get the parachutemug.