Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
by cut the cards January 18, 2023
Otis on Andy Griffith.
Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.
Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.
Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
by cut the cards December 13, 2022
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Larry: I am heading back home, I will be cool.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
Harvey: Well, watch out for you know who as you walk through that neighborhood on your way home.
by cut the cards September 06, 2022
Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?
Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.
Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.
Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.
by cut the cards November 26, 2022
Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?
Mabel: Oh, just fine.
Harvey: Sounds good to me.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
by cut the cards March 26, 2023