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Minoon

A Minoon is an incredibly attractive woman in her late twenties.

She is often tall, with an intimidating demeanor that people love.
“Woah! Did you see that Minoon over there?”
“I sure did! What a lovely Minoon!”
“I agree, what a lovely Minoon!”
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Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.
Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”
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Pull a wicked one

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”
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Basil Banger

Somebody who is highly attracted to basil. They see basil as a wonderful romantic partner that is superior to any human. Many basil bangers even go on to marry basil.
“Wow, did you see all that basil in his pocket? He has to be a basil banger.”
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Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.
Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.
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