Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.
Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”
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Basil Banger

Somebody who is highly attracted to basil. They see basil as a wonderful romantic partner that is superior to any human. Many basil bangers even go on to marry basil.
“Wow, did you see all that basil in his pocket? He has to be a basil banger.”
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Minoon

A Minoon is an incredibly attractive woman in her late twenties.

She is often tall, with an intimidating demeanor that people love.
“Woah! Did you see that Minoon over there?”
“I sure did! What a lovely Minoon!”
“I agree, what a lovely Minoon!”
by currentlypullingawickedone March 05, 2022
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Nancy

Someone who rules over the entire world. People may not realize it, but she’s the ultimate overlord and has the power to terminate anyone at any time. Be cautious around Nancy; you can’t even begin to comprehend what she’s capable of. She can be incredibly kind, but she can also revoke your livelihood in just one nanosecond. Make sure to be on her good side; her bad side is pretty fatal.
Person A: “Wow! Who’s that overlordly being in the vegetarian aisle?”
Person B: “Oh, that’s just Nancy. She’s not that great.”
Nancy: *eyes flash with anger and begin to shoot lasers at Person B*
Person A: “Whoa, my friend just got terminated by Nancy!”
by currentlypullingawickedone October 22, 2022
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Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.
Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.
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