currentlypullingawickedone's definitions

Bitch Dog

A dog that is a bitch. A dog that barks at everything. A dog that groans every time it sits down. A dog that is morbidly obese, but still begs for food. A dog that licks furniture for no reason. All of these are characteristics of a bitch dog.

Dog: *barks*
Owner: Bitch Dog.
Owner’s friend: What?
Owner: Oh, my dog’s a bitch.

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021

Criminally Thicc

(adjective) Someone so thicc that it is illegal.

“Did you see Billy Bob Joe yesterday? He’s criminally thicc.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 4, 2021

Basil Banger

Somebody who is highly attracted to basil. They see basil as a wonderful romantic partner that is superior to any human. Many basil bangers even go on to marry basil.

“Wow, did you see all that basil in his pocket? He has to be a basil banger.”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 7, 2021

Pull a wicked one

To defecate.

“Sorry, I need to go pull a wicked one!”

by currentlypullingawickedone June 2, 2021

Minoon

A Minoon is an incredibly attractive woman in her late twenties.

She is often tall, with an intimidating demeanor that people love.

“Woah! Did you see that Minoon over there?”
“I sure did! What a lovely Minoon!”
“I agree, what a lovely Minoon!”

by currentlypullingawickedone March 5, 2022