Definitions by cuntpunter69
Vagitopia
The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.
Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."
Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."
Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!
Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!
Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."
Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!
Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!
Vagitopia by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008
Plumpkin
Occurs when a man is nailing a chick in the ass, and then after feeling something saucy on his pecker, looks down to find a pumpkin shaped pile of shit, bubbled over her asshole. His penis represents the stem.
Plumpkin by cuntpunter69 February 17, 2008